Love has never known a more powerful Love than Twilight's Edward and Bella. Hear them whisper sweet nothings to each other in the most romantic ways possible.

Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

This is kind of gross, but mostly awesome. Somebody invented a chicken plucker and decided to gross everybody out by putting it in action and posting a video on the internet. Everybody's a winner.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

It's funny how certain athletes dominate in every aspect of their sport...except good sportsmanship. Check out this collection of death threats, sucker punches, and riots, to see for yourself.

Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

Eric Cartman is pure evil and we can prove it. We collected some of the funniest South Park episodes as evidence.