Dressed as Captain America.

Things aren't going so well.

Thanks to 'Call of Duty.'

By a vicious army of puppies!!!

Unfortunately, if this happened in America, the teacher would probably be fired.

I would love to have access to these people. I'd never have to share a public restroom again.

Some people are a lot more talented than others. Her vagina should be on American Idol.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

Introducing, the future of America. People don't get any better than this.

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

Watch Josh Groban weird-out America by singing famous television theme songs.

...or America operating at full potential.

Bragging to your friends is serious business. Here's the 3rd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

Everybody loves a good nickname. Check out the 2nd episode of our new Machinima series. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

Has America reached the point that we're nostalgic for Chris Kattan? Has it gotten that bad?