Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

This is what Europeans picture when they think of the American family.

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

The epitome of the American Dream in 2008.

Or does Paula have a Flux Capacitor?

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.