I almost feel sorry for the one guy. He's just so terrified.

Talk about almost becoming road kill.

Turns out she has a lot of free time.

Almost makes up for wearing tights.

Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

Because ropes are for cowards.

It's almost perfect.

I wonder if these are the same wolves that almost got the Russian cop?

I didn't realize there were random packs of wolves, running the streets in Russia. But, apparently there are and they're not afraid of the police.

Wait for it, it's funny as heck.

Incredible cinematography, it almost makes me queasy.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

This video isn't particularly mind blowing, but it does involve a monkey and a skateboard, so we're almost required to post it on the website.

When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.

Sarah Palin almost looks like the lifeguards in Baywatch, but with real breasts.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

They animators at Pixar have included Wall-E in almost every previous movie because they were bored.

It is also not a great place to raise children or practice free speech. It is however, a goldmine of storylines for Big Love writers.