OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Marines Ride a Slingshot

Marines Ride a Slingshot

I almost feel sorry for the one guy. He's just so terrified.

 

Deal Breaker Laugh

Deal Breaker Laugh

Imagine dating this girl? Every time she laughed, a secret part of you would want her dead.

 

Lucky To Be Alive

Lucky To Be Alive

Talk about almost becoming road kill.

 

Dead Before Release

Dead Before Release

When an actor dies before their movie is complete, directors are forced to make difficult choices. Here are our favorite films that were completed after the death of a principal actor.

 

Awesome Wrestling Move

Awesome Wrestling Move

Almost makes up for wearing tights.

 

Foul Ball Fails

Foul Ball Fails

Foul balls scare me. If you're not almost trampling a former president or ending the playoffs, you're endangering a kid or getting into an "inappropriate" fight over the ball. Enjoy our national pastime at it's finest.

 

Smartest Dog

Smartest Dog

Plays dead better than me.

 

Dead Squirrel

Dead Squirrel

A young girls best friend.

 
 

Dead Tired

Dead Tired

It's hard to tell if this cat is asleep or dead.

 
 

Beware the Wolves

Beware the Wolves

I wonder if these are the same wolves that almost got the Russian cop?

 

Wolves Almost Get Russian Cop

Wolves Almost Get Russian Cop

I didn't realize there were random packs of wolves, running the streets in Russia. But, apparently there are and they're not afraid of the police.

 

Almost Made It

Almost Made It

Wait for it, it's funny as heck.

 

Fly With the Fastest Birds on the Planet

Fly With the Fastest Birds on the Planet

Incredible cinematography, it almost makes me queasy.

 

Doggy Plays Dead

Doggy Plays Dead

This dog actually takes it to far and stops his heart on command when playing dead. Maybe!

 

Dead Girls Gone Wild

Dead Girls Gone Wild

Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

 
 

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

Harry Potter Almost Murders Japanese Girl with Adorableness

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

 

Bret Michaels Is Almost Decapitated

Bret Michaels Is Almost Decapitated

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.