Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.

If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

Obama gives McCain a very special thank you.

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

Wonder if they'll name the ravine after him like Clayton Ravine in Back to the Future.

Tumbling down a hill after a lone piece of cheese does not make you a respectable nation, it does make you an awesome one though. Way to be, Britain.

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

The kind of video your Mom will forward you in six months after she sees it on Oprah.

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

"Skyscraper stumbling" was a common pastime for drunks after they left the speakeasy.

After you buy your sofa usually you have to go to a completely different store to pickup some chicken nuggets to eat while sitting on the new sofa. No longer!

Haven't seen those tactics busted out since the high school gymnasium.

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

There's no special effect quite as special as a catfight.