They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

Cuttiepie should really go to the gym or starve himself.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

It's adorable now, but don't let him grow up to be another Nick Hogan.

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.

A giraffe fight is simultaneously adorable, horrifying, and hilarious.

A little boy gets curbed on his trike... tragic AND adorable!!

And now for a big fat dose of ADORABLE.

This little guy has all the moves.

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

Baby Bruce Lee will kick your ass with adorable roundhouses to the face.

This is one of the weirdest music videos I've ever seen. S&M face torture set to fun, adorable pop by singer Sia. Enjoy with friends!

Buns and cats! Buns and cats! What more do you need for adorable goodness?

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*