Have we learned nothing from Hollywood?

I would kill to have access to this Slip-N-Slide.

Hollywood is not always known for being racially aware. Here are some of our favorite racist blunders, miscasting, and stories in movie history.

Ellen DeGeneres sent her writer, Amy, through a Halloween maze at Universal Studios Hollywood. The result is awesome.

I would love to have access to these people. I'd never have to share a public restroom again.

This can't possibly be written by WGA writers so please Hollywood, make it happen!

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

The full intro song to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air apparently only aired in the first few episodes. See exactly how he went from his momma telling him "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" to whistling for a cab in Hollywood.

Now that she's been released from prison, Paris is on her way to annoy the hell out of he neighbors in the Hollywood Hills.

Alexyss K. Tylor has a Public Access TV show in Atlanta, in which she talks about vagina power. Please watch, it's magical!!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

This live cable-access show features a guy on a treadmill, painting and making blended drinks. He's awesome.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.