The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

We just knew somebody would be killed playing the Wii.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

Don't let "Father" catch you playing this.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

Serena Williams takes on Conan O'Brien in Wii tennis.

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

These games could be great if you were required to be naked. And sexy. And we could watch. While naked.

Conflicted over the whole PS3/Wii thing? Well wait until you see what it’s putting this week's Booth Babe through!

This. Guy. Rules. "Heeeeell Naaaw."