That's all.

At least, the goal of the first two weeks of the year.

Great 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' cover to start off the week.

Why doesn't Shark Week occur more than once a year?

Why, because it's boobs. Pretty much, nothing but boobs.

This is why I love the internet. So there's a place for random videos like this to exist.

Graffiti artist Banksy did the opening sequence for last weeks episode of 'The Simpsons.' Of course, he managed to incorporate the darker side of consumer culture.

I dig her response. She's laughing more than the guy.

Apparently, if you drink green tea, you develop strange boob enlarging abilities.

This lady can't move from her bed because her boobs are stuck to the bed. NICE!

If you're looking to hide your boobs, this is your device.

Only three more weeks until I start behaving like an old Greek Orthodox widow.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

We debated posting this video for the last couple weeks because we didn't know whether it was pornographic enough for you.

Since golfing is just boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Nowadays the only boob you're likely to see is Drew Carey.

Frankly, we enjoy the days when we played a game for 9 months straight and were treated with 8bit crap.

Sometimes boobs can be better than a hammer at crushing watermelons. Wish I had a pair myself.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.