Have you ever seen a pair of boobs act this way before in your life?

Watch two of the world's hottest stranded hotties fight on a island -- Gilligan's Island!@

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.

Watch this talented young man play the Super Mario Bros. theme song with his talented throat.

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Kevin Federline will never stop amazing us with his douche-y-ness.

Here's our super snazy interview with the director of Snakes on a Plane!

These boobs are weird because they can talk. We’ve never seen that before (not!).

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

It would be nice if all companies were like this, especially with the lesbians.

One gay man does the impossible and touches Scarlett Johansson's breasts

This is kid totally has groupies that want to make out with him.

We'd like this video a lot better with fake blood and guts.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

Here’s a classic Saturday Night Live skit with lots and lots of cowbell.

Beer, Shoes, Boobs = Goodtimes.

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

When swearing on live television, always remember to wash your mouth out with soap.