You won't see this Slushee commercial airing in the United States, that's for sure.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

Say what you will about the state of music in 2007, there is no doubt that this does not help.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Luckily they chant "K" more than three times or else this video would be racist, instead it is just amazing. Go K State!

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

You’ve probably heard Cary Brothers before and didn’t even know it, as he had a song in some movie called Garden State that apparently changed people’s lives. In any case his new record called Who You Are is more deserving of your dollars than some silly soundtrack!

I have been a big fan of Electric Soft Parade since their debut record came out back in 2002. Unfortunately the band has never had the success in the States that they have seen in the UK. Hopefully that will all change with the release of their latest record, No Need To Be Downhearted, out on April 24th. Highly Recommended!

Western States Motel are from Los Angeles, CA and have a sound reminiscent of early Shins, especially when they stripped it down for us live at Liquid Generation. When they are huge remember where you heard them first!

Celebrities make lots of money by making commercials outside the United States. They also make themselves look like idiots. Tumor!