Lifetime movies are amazing! These original programs cast the greatest rising/falling actors and put them in hilarious over-the-top situations. Here are some of our favorites, let us know if we forgot yours.

Gives us his best roar.

Damn, now I understand it enough to be afraid.

You know, I think it's beautiful that people like this find each other. Reaffirms my belief that there is someone out there for each of us.

Gives us his version of Justin Bieber's 'Baby.'

I'm not really sure what they're doing, but I can't wait for the U.S. to co-opt it.

What an awesome toy (that probably costs several million dollars.)

Ever wonder what happens if you put a brick in a washing machine? Me neither, but these guys found out for us.

It's why most of us watch NASCAR.

This is like the prequel to some bad Japanese porno. It just confuses us.

It's not the most explosive blow up, but for some reason this made us pee our pants.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

This will give us nightmares until the end of time.

If you don't believe us, check out this video. It'd be cruel, if the woman involved didn't look like she was laughing as hard as everyone else.

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

Here's Rickey Gervais and Sesame Street's Elmo. Both have hilarious laughs, which makes us want to punch them in the face, too.

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

The movie Christmas Vacation gives us the most sentimental holiday moment ever.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.