Then you win.

If only he was smoking, then it'd be perfect.

I love how the video starts and then totally shifts.

This video makes me regret never going in the ocean, the entire time I was in Bali. But, then again, I also was not eaten by a shark!!!

This would be the coolest thing to have witnessed. It also shows how most shark attacks occur in less then three feet of water.

I love how the lesbian kisses were edited and then the characters disappeared. Now we've got Hayden Panettiere doing it to try and save her show.

If your butt isn't what it should be, then the Booty Pop might be the underwear for you.

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.

I wasn't going to post this video at first, but then I thought: anything to make fun of soccer is good enough to post on LiquidGeneration.

Are you ready to have nightmares? If that answer is yes, then this video is for you. These images will stay in your head for days to come.

If you're not ready to have your mind blown by Adorableness then you probably shouldn't watch this video.

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Trying to get laid? Well, then you might want to get some better pick-up lines than these guys.

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

How much do you want to bet that alcohol just never worked for this guy? He then turned to hypnosis and found Earth girls are easy.

A 60 foot slide from the roof with a ramp at the end. Kudos to the kids for building it and then soundtracking the video with decent music.