View from the International Space Station orbiting Earth.

Spends nights stealing stuff.

This will probably be the greatest night, in the goalies life.

Amazing video of the Martian landscape.

I watch a lot of late night television, so seen I've the infomercial for these little orb-things. This man should be their spokesperson.

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Not seeing your reflection in a mirror is like being transported immediately into a dumb M. Night Shyamalan plot.

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.