Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass

Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass

Here's the audio of the historical moment we shall never forget.

 

Kanye Interrupts President Obama's Speech

Kanye Interrupts President Obama's Speech

We forgive Kanye for being a retard because he *is* retarded.

 

Obama Murders Fly

Obama Murders Fly

Obama is a killer. AN INSECT KILLER!

 

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

 
 
 

Obama Might Need To Take A Nap Soon

Obama Might Need To Take A Nap Soon

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

 

ABC News: Obama Has Two Dads

ABC News: Obama Has Two Dads

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

 

John McCain, Weightlifting Champion

John McCain, Weightlifting Champion

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

 

Hillary Clinton To Run As An Independent!

Hillary Clinton To Run As An Independent!

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

 

Simply Obama-sistible

Simply Obama-sistible

Is this to announce Robert Palmer as his running mate?

 

Clinton Parties in Scranton

Clinton Parties in Scranton

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

 

Ted Nugent Bashes Obama and Hillary

Ted Nugent Bashes Obama and Hillary

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

 

Obama Girl

Obama Girl

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

 

Blackness Scale

Blackness Scale

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

 

Barack on Conan

Barack on Conan

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

 

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