The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Such a badass.

My how you've grown.

My how she's changed.

Performed by a choir of elderly Chinese people.

No, it's my gun.

I wish my life was a Bollywood musical.

This is my fantasy dog. Forget barking during a fire, I don't wanna get my own drinks.

As someone who has relied on public transportation, people like this make my day.

This is probably my favorite kiss cam reaction. Completely unexpected and absolutely hilarious.

I would love to have this guy working at my Trader Joe's.

Seriously, that thing's as big as my dog.

You know, I think it's beautiful that people like this find each other. Reaffirms my belief that there is someone out there for each of us.

I want a lion cub of my own...or an ocelot!

Sadly, this is how I spend most of my weekend.

I would kill to have my dog be useful like this.

Of The Pixies song 'Where Is My Mind?'

If Cyndi Lauper started singing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,' while I was stranded in an Argentinian airport...it'd fix my mood, also.

This is exactly why I cut sugar from my diet.

Every so often, I intentionally don't water my plants. I like to play God and see if I can bring them back to life.