With technology, you no longer have to work to be beautiful.

Skateboarding accident.

Is super long.

Maybe it was inspired by a combination of jet lag and a long layover?

One thing about cats, you can pester them for just so long before they retaliate.

Is freakishly long.

Courtesy of John Nolan...this guy is incredible.

Imagine being able to keep a car up for that long?!!?

I wonder what kind of job security stuntmen have? I imagine they last about as long as supermodels and gymnasts.

I want a dog, that can do things...like this.

One of the longest and most impressive basketball shots. Probably not very useful in a pick-up game, but still a cool trick.

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

She really knows how to use that face of hers.

Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.