I guess someone could have, at least, given her a head's up.

With a little persistence, even a puppy can outwit a cat.

I watch a lot of late night television, so seen I've the infomercial for these little orb-things. This man should be their spokesperson.

This would be the coolest thing to have witnessed. It also shows how most shark attacks occur in less then three feet of water.

It's just like Romeo and Juliet...only with goats and less iconic phrases.

This girl is a little upset that she's leaving her boyfriend forever. Just a little upset.

What an adorable little annoying person! The fact that she can stack cups like it ain't no biz is just second to the fact that she is so OH MY GOSH!

Gary Coleman was on The Insider television program the other day and he got a little testy.

Not the best tutorial to catch a spider. This guy should have listened to his daughter. Guess who screamed like a little girl at the end?

Why have kids when you can have a dog and teach it to talk? Dogs are far less messy than kids are.

Those little rascals get away with everything.

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.

At least she didn't murder grandma!

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

It's like a totally safe for work porno, but a little cuter.

Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.