Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Here's a human reinactment of the old-school video game Pong. Now what about Grand Theft Auto?

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Do you find Butt Floss sexy? Some people do, especially these ladies. And they love to show it off!

You've seent he Zidane head butt footage, but have you seen all of it? This is a compilation of the internet's best CGI'd Zidane footage.

If there was a plane in this video it would be PERFECT.

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! And he's a Lego! Weird!

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

Skid Row's Sebastian Bach sings Gwen Stefani's Holla Back. It's surprisingly not awesome.

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.

Nothing says "I'm a 32-year-old douchebag" like dressing yourself up as a Transformer.

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

It would be nice if all companies were like this, especially with the lesbians.

See America's Finest President talk like a two-year-old. It's inspirational.