Doggie style.

Hilarious song.

Takes care of himself.

If you don't care enough to get involved, you don't get minor explosions in your crotch.

I don't care how scared you are, man up!!!!

About anything.

And ye, he doesn't seem to care.

It's not his fault, he just really cares about her.

Tiger Woods has a new credit card sponsor that doesn't care about his sluttiness. The BastardCard.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

They apparently only care about beer.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

Hilarious IM abbreviations. Let Gunter teach you all you need to know about how to talk like a hip young kid on the net.

It always hurts when you have a face coming out of your mouth. But then again, who cares?

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

The Titanic death scene, as an I.M. conversation.

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.

We'd definetly want to be padded down and searched by this babes. They can even take away our liquids! We just don't care!