Never try to do gymnastics on a bus after eating fried chicken, because your fingers will be slippery.

RUN FOR YOUR LYFE, FATTY!

I'm sure these guys got fired, don't worry they were offer a job by the UFC.

I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.

Try this with your friends, they might taste the salt!

This dog will also do your taxes if you ask it nicely.

Since this is a Christian Rock Band, I guess these dudes have God on their side. Where on their side? We have no freaking clue because they really, really suck.

This chicken has the beats and the footwork to rave! I wouldn't want to battle her in a dance circle.

I had a similar reaction when I heard Jersey Shore was not going to be shot at Jersey!

Work is no place to look for porn, especially when your work is on television.

Don't think too far ahead or you'll rethink everything you see for the rest of your life!

A great video description on how to stick out your ass to make it look like JLo's. The Booty Bump!

This girl has more curves than the matterhorn at Disneyland. Her name is Mariana Davalos, I doubt you'll ever forget her.

If your butt isn't what it should be, then the Booty Pop might be the underwear for you.

When your pipes don't work, call Benjamin Franklin. Yeah. Ben Franklin has all the answers.

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!