So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

We bet you can't memorize them all.

All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Here's a guy who's tries to answer trivia questions while on a rollercoaster. Will he or won't he barf all over himself!?!

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

The Keyboard Cat vs. Julie. Like the entire internet, all we want to know is who the hell is Julie?

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!

The Venture Bros., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and all the best cartoons from Adult Swim.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

This trucking crashing into an overpass has FAIL smothered all over it.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

The Daily Show has just discovered Twitter. Send congratulations, courtesy of the The Future!

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.