What did she say?

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Bollywood sure knows how to make movies. Exciting and completely nonsensical!

Why so similar?

Not so serious.

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

Before he became the El Pollo Loco spokesman, this guy was a doormat for rodeo horses.

Salesman doesn’t know a horse from a butterfly.

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.