The Patroits' Secret Pini

The Patroits' Secret Pini

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.

 

The Day the Routers Died...

The Day the Routers Died...

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

 

Huge Freakish Tongue

Huge Freakish Tongue

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

 

Sex in the Dark

Sex in the Dark

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

 

Little Girl Giant

Little Girl Giant

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

 

Hot Body

Hot Body

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.

 

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