One of the saddest things I've seen lately.

Old fat ladies who don't wear any bras take this stuff too seriously, dude.

Some people are a lot more talented than others. Her vagina should be on American Idol.

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

Last night on Idol Paula became flustered when trying to read her note cards, you'll understand why when you see what was written.

Or does Paula have a Flux Capacitor?

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.

Canadian reporting is awfully tough, eh?

How many Candians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!

CNN anchorman Glenn Beck discusses nudie pics and American Idol, then harasses the US Weekly staffer he' interviewing.

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.