Here's the audio of the historical moment we shall never forget.

We forgive Kanye for being a retard because he *is* retarded.

Obama is a killer. AN INSECT KILLER!

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

Obama gives McCain a very special thank you.

How many times can Obama say pie?

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Barack is never going to give you up until you finally vote for him.

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

Can't wait to see A Barack-work Orange.

Is this to announce Robert Palmer as his running mate?

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"