Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Why so many parodies of the 300 trailer? The trailer was awesome and made us all very excited for the movie, the parodies are payback for watching the actual movie.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

This is all it takes to win the World Championship of Air Guitar? Ochi Yosuke won the 2007 crown with an Offspring backing track and an ugly tiger sweater.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

Soon we will find some big media conglomerate was behind the genius of Tay all along just like LonelyGirl15 and Marié Digby. We're hoping Larry David is behind it.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

Hilarious IM abbreviations. Let Gunter teach you all you need to know about how to talk like a hip young kid on the net.