Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

What is with all the "dominoes with every day items" videos? Is physics hip in 2008?

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

All that glitters is not gold.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

This proves once and for all that Cartman is funnier than Dennis Miller. Remember when he made Monday Night Football suck?

Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Why so many parodies of the 300 trailer? The trailer was awesome and made us all very excited for the movie, the parodies are payback for watching the actual movie.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

This is all it takes to win the World Championship of Air Guitar? Ochi Yosuke won the 2007 crown with an Offspring backing track and an ugly tiger sweater.