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Genius Director Michael Bay Directs Victoria's Secret Commercial

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 08 2009, 11:18 AM

 

I'm confused. What I really want to know is why nobody is bombed do death in this thing. I mean, I see lots of fire, a motorcycle, helicopter, some weird clown-looking dude who looks like he belongs in a Marilyn Manson video, but where are all the body parts flying everywhere. Everything about this video suggests that it should be absolute crap. I was really expecting Marissa Miller to be blown to pieces in this thing, but it just never happens. I always also expecting some sort of lame sidekick to pop up, or perhaps a talking robot. But none of that happened. Maybe this is a good thing? Could this be the first time that I've actually watched a Michael Bay directed film all the way through? I think it is. It's a freaking miracle.

Michael Bay, you are a genius.

 
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Tiger Woods' 7th Mistress Is A Famous Actress

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 07 2009, 9:31 AM

 

Well, a famous porn actress according to US Weekly. Holly Sampson to be exact. She's of the MILF variety, too. Everybody who watches this stuff knows that MILF porn stars are the bottom-of-the-barrel porn stars. They are the ones who are usually meth addicts. What's the deal with Tiger Woods? He's a billionaire. He should be dating Victoria Secret models and Donald Trump's leftovers, not professional skanks.

 

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 

A pole vaulter you say?

A pole vaulter you say?

Those who remember Allison Stokke will be glad to meet Melanie Adams, who participates in a sport involving poles and is totally okay with being hot. She even intends to profit from it.

 

Kanye Connects 4

Kanye Connects 4

Kanye West and Beyonce can play a mean game of Connect Four which is probably more than you can say for Dr. Jan Adams.

 

Spice Side Boobage!

Spice Side Boobage!

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

 

Robbers on High Street - Crown Victoria

Robbers on High Street - Crown Victoria

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

 

Maury: My Baby!

Maury: My Baby!

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

 

Posh's Pasties

Posh's Pasties

Victoria Beckham has finally learned to cover her nipples!

 

VS in GQ

VS in GQ

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

 

Victoria Beckham has Vagina Power

Victoria Beckham has Vagina Power

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

 

Victoria Beckham's boobies

Victoria Beckham's boobies

Victoria Beckham doesn't need to wear a bra over her massive implants. Here's proof.

 

Beckhams in Wax

Beckhams in Wax

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

 

Victoria Beckham is Modest

Victoria Beckham is Modest

We're pleased to tell you that Victoria Beckham is a 100% natural beauty.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 92: Victoria's Secret

Whoose Boobs Week 92: Victoria's Secret

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.