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Helga Mohammed

UK Pole Fitness Champ

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 13 2012

In other words, one kick-ass pole dancer.


 
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UK Pole Fitness Champ

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2012

In other words, one kick-ass pole dancer.




 
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Cookie Orgasm

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 26 2008

Big Brother UK provides even more evidence that things are a little different across the pond.




 
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Live at LG Electric Soft Parade Come Back Inside

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 13 2007

I have been a big fan of Electric Soft Parade since their debut record came out back in 2002. Unfortunately the band has never had the success in the States that they have seen in the UK. Hopefully that will all change with the release of their latest record, No Need To Be Downhearted, out on April 24th. Highly Recommended!




 
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Bob Sleigher Rips Her Butt Apart

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 20 2010

It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.




 
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Fireworks Factory Blows Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 5 2007

A fire in a UK fireworks factory leads to – what else? – a massive explosion!!




 
 
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Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling

By: LG Staff
Date: May 28 2008

Tumbling down a hill after a lone piece of cheese does not make you a respectable nation, it does make you an awesome one though. Way to be, Britain.




 
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Kanye is a Douche

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 2 2007

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.




 
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Electric Soft Parade Blue It Is

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 13 2007

It’s not all that often that a band does a live cover that makes you want to find out more about the original artist, but I have a feeling this version of “Blue It Is” originally recorded by the late Billy MacKenzie might have that effect on a lot of you. This performance is one of my favorite moments from the Live at LG sessions. Good stuff!




 
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Slappin Security Guard

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 5 2007

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.




 
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Wine zilla Stops Traffic

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2008

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.




 
 
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Heather Graham Doesnt Wear A Bra

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 10 2009

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.




 
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Interview with Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 26 2001

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.




 
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Big Brother Big Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2007

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.




 
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Whoose Boobs Week 189 British Bonkers

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 30 2005

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Jude Laws Tiny One

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 19 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly February 27th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 27 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Brat Pitt Almost Dies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Free Michael Jackson

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Bush Loves His Crack Cocaine

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 10 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Whoose Boobs Week 96 British Wankers

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 17 2003

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly December 5th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Jen and Brad Are So Over

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 14 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Jan 17th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.