Yes, we're not going to lie. We're going to go see Twilight just like everybody else is. However, we're buying up the 50 seats surrounding us because we don't want to sit next to the people in the videos below. It's not that we find them so annoying, we just don't want to share our tissues with them!  (Just kidding! (j/k again!) (j/k!) (no really, j/k!)

The Nutty Madam

 

The Chubster Spazzes

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Get close to your computer screen and check out what the hell is happening in this video. Bob Dylan = certifiably donkey bonkers. I'm not sure if he's channelling Tom Petty or he's just a happy-go-lucky albino leprechaun, but this is prolly one of the greatest things ever and I'll cheerish it for as long as it's on YouTube.

 

 
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10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers

By: LG Staff
November 17 2009, 9:18 AM

 

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be. Now don't make a mess of yourself.

 
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From The Notebooks of Lady Gaga

By: Lady Gaga
November 17 2009, 7:11 AM

 

Helllllo my friends,

Lady Gaga here and I have something extremely important to share with you today...for God and the Gays, for the misfits and the miscreants....for the future and all that we hold true in this world and I just want to thank you, my fans, for being here with me right now. I feel truly blessed and I'm so happy that I get to share with you this moment on this little speck of space on the internet so that you and I can be closer and make this whole thing, this whole shining radiance of magnificient things real and One and at peace for the world. I truly, truly believe this. Be here with me.

I am opening up my sketchbooks here for the first time because I believe we can transcend all the hate in the world just by this tiny act, regardless of whether or not God and Gays get along, or whether or not you believe I have a penis, or whether or not everything that you hold true in this world is negated by everthing that was negated by all the Powers and Purpose from the last time you listened to one of my songs. I don't want to get long winded here, but I just want you to know I hear what you're saying and that I truly believe if we just keep making music and loook towards the future...not just of a future of fashion, but a fashion of future, than everything will be alright.

So without further ado, here are some costume ideas I'm working on for my Winter concert tour...

 

 

 

Do you have any costume ideas you'd like to share with me? Just send them too LadyGagaIsFashionable@gmail.com and I'll post them here soon!

God, Gays, and Trannys,

Lady Gaga

 

 

 
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From The Tubes: Auto-Tune Cute Kids and Kanye

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 1:21 PM

 

Invite a lady friend over, turn off the lights, and get into the mood. Or just listen to this by yourself and cry. Whatevs.

(via The Gregory Brothers)

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 
 

Circle of No Life

Circle of No Life

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

 

eHarmony Rejection Letter

eHarmony Rejection Letter

This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

 

Fattest Exercise Video Ever

Fattest Exercise Video Ever

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

 

Spanish Fly: Wedding Daze Guide To True Love

Spanish Fly: Wedding Daze Guide To True Love

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

 

The Strangers Movie Trailer

The Strangers Movie Trailer

Own the pulse-pounding unrated cut too terrifying for theaters. 10/21 on DVD & Blu-ray Hi-Def. Explore your worst fears imaginable with this shocking suspense thriller inspired by disturbing true events.

 

More Like Pussycat Artists

More Like Pussycat Artists

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

 

Ultimate Indiana Jones Quiz

Ultimate Indiana Jones Quiz

Are you a true Indiana Jones fanatic? See how much you know about Indy and his movies, nerdboy.

 

Beer Drinking Baby

Beer Drinking Baby

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

 

Gen. Petraeus on the Wii

Gen. Petraeus on the Wii

He's swinging lefty but his Mii is a righty, a true Fore Star General.

 

Future Fashion Predictions

Future Fashion Predictions

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

 

Mr. Belding: A True Hero

Mr. Belding: A True Hero

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

 

Achy Breaky Bikini

Achy Breaky Bikini

You will inevitably feel creepy for looking at this picture of Hannah Montana, however, not as creepy as the kid who tried to hijack a plane and crash it into her concert yesterday. True Story!

 

God has a shiny home

God has a shiny home

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

 

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