If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

Everybody cried when this guy accepted his diploma. They cried because they were inspired by him.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.

This guy makes LiquidGeneration's Helga The Help look sexy.

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

Who know that playgrounds could be turned into Playground Sweatshops!?!

Funny looking people are the happiest people on earth.

Cute Alert! This doggy is made out of 100% brain! That makes him adorable AND smart!

This emo kid slit his wrists immediatly after this photo was taken.

In the 1990s, Bill Clinton and Giga Pets were the BOMB! Which one would you rather?

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.