Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

How they found the time to invent Nintendo, Pokemon and S.A.R.S, I will never know.

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

Weng Weng is Agent 00, the pint-sized Filipino James Bond. This rap not only celebrates him, it also cures cancer.

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

Some sort of broadcasters' dinner. Some sort of half-baked idea about rapping. Hip hop is dead.

Break out your glock and put a mouth in your sock. Here’s a rap song featuring The Transformers, the baddest bots in Compton.

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

Back in the day, the only way to advertise was through RAP!

Goulet croons-up some classic gangsta rap songs. You'll never look at Biggie the same way again.

The Japanese are insane geniuses? Yes. Live video games rule!

Japanese police go head-to-head with Darth Vader. See who wins!

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Ludacris is "Young Douglas""" a hype-man putting out his first album. Rap-tastic!

Those crazy Japanese have made another useless-but-entertaining gadget -- the motorbike that WALKS!

Some may argue that this pantiless up-skirt shot is a programming glitch, but I know how those Japanese programmers minds work. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

The Japanese are truly the greatest people on Earth!