Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

Everytime you read a Chuck Norris fact somebody thinks you're a loser.

This girl can be our best friend(with benefits).

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

It's fun to indirectly harrass AOL.

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

This thing looks so much more fun than a segway.

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

We always mistake really fat people with really skinny people. Yes, our eyes suck.

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

This is almost as creepy as the Trainspotting baby. Weirdness!