If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

If you don't laugh, the terrorists have already won.

Everyone laughs at her now but when that Quato she's holding inside of her pops its head out and holds the secrets to humanity's survival, she'll be the one laughing.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Further proof that bullies never grow up, they just get uniforms.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

It’s time to laugh at celebrity misfortune and guess which celebs got hacked up under the knife. We show you bad plastic surgery, you guess the celeb!

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!