In honor of today's date, enjoy our list of conservative and Republican pot smokers.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Send this to your friends when they're stoned. Trust us.

In theaters 10-17-08. A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush. Directored by Oliver Stone

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

I'd be angry too if I looked that old and haggish. Gross.

Finally an excuse to be stoned at the movie theatre! The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie is coming out!

Come on, Sharon! We know you did this for attention!

Amazing video of every part of a car, working harmoniously together. Best watched when stoned!

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!