Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

It's like a totally safe for work porno, but a little cuter.

You'd think getting chips from a vending machine would be easy and safe. Nope.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

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Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

Have you been recently offended by the "Read a Book" cartoon? Well this video with Rev. Run and DMC will take you on a safer hip-hop reading adventure.

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!