He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.

Sean Connery does a commercial for IHOP. Let's just see how vulgar that bastard can get!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

"Peanut Butter Jelly Time" is remixed into the infamous K-Fed "Popozao" promo video. Happiness abounds.

Weird Al decided to sit down with Kevin Federline and ask him some hard-hitting questions. Luckily for Al, K-Fed's schedule was wiiiiiiide open.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

We now present you with the vocal stylings of Mister Kevin Federline!

Hurry! Act now, before Kevin's concert gets canceled in your home town!

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Kevin Federline will never stop amazing us with his douche-y-ness.

The year is 2040 and most of New York has been over run by a smelly gang of trailer trash bandits led by Kevin Federline. Only one man can stop him. His friends call him – TRUMPBOT!

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Here's a movie trailer for the Star Wars film that never made it, starring Sean Penn, Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Cosby.