David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.

Your favorite sexy picture is back and it’s more challenging than ever. We show you two photos and you have to find the differences between them. Play it for Sanjaya.

Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!!!

And she's worked at Hooters. That's reason enough to vote for him!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.