There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

Some fan made a video for Beck's new single that is literally only watch able on the Internet. Hamsters and bad MS Paint like animation make this video rock.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.