Let's see how much you know about the creepiest guy on the planet since David Guest!

Nothing is more precious than the face of a child… as she is screaming in horror. Oh children, truly a gift.

Apparently horrifying outfits are *required* wear at the premier of Hairspray the movie. Liza legs did not disappoint.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

There is sadness on Planet Unicorn – but it's a good thing!

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns – Planet Unicorn – unicorn planet!

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.

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