AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

Always take T's advice -- especially when it's on designer clothing!

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

Mr. T is shilling for Snickers... and he just might have made the best commercial EVER!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

This sexy lingerie commercial is from a huge chain store! The French call it Le Targét.

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!