OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Is it a Bee!?

Is it a Bee!?

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

 

Curved Yellow Fruit

Curved Yellow Fruit

This grocer has obviously has not heard "Hollaback Girl". Gwen spells out the name of the mystery fruit many times.

 

Best Baby Name EVER

Best Baby Name EVER

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Tin Girl

Tin Girl

I will certainly follow HER yellow brick road! …what?

 

Mario Wedding Cake

Mario Wedding Cake

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

 

Nice Shot!

Nice Shot!

This one is totally going on my MySpace page.

 

Watch The Bat!

Watch The Bat!

Rumor has it that this bat chopped off the head of the woman in yellow. True story.