This is a woman who is clearly familiar with double-stick tape. But maybe she needed to air them out?

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

We here at LG love something's and sticks. When we heard they were combining them, we jumped on the bandwagon.

Ok, all jokes aside… who wants to stick it in?

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

I hear they taste… like chicken.

The various stages of acceptance when stuck in quicksand. We love Robot Chicken!

Oh those hilarious soldiers! Catch them this Friday at the Funnybone Comedy Club in Rotterdam, NY!

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.