What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.

Classy-lookin' Lins was seen holding some book that's supposed to help her get a boyfriend. But we think that dress will do just fine!!

I dunno who this chick is, but that dress is WHACK!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Britney left the tag on her dress… and it's the fakest "Extra Small" I've ever seen!

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Britney's CD is selling so badly, she had to help out by buying one herself!

Freakin' dirty pervo Asians... Always taking pictures up my dress!

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

This adorable kitten tries to gross out girls by dressing like a frog! Silly!!