Awww dressed up like Snow White, rabies all of a sudden isn't so scary.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

Terry Hatcher continues to offend Asian sensibilities after her "Philippino" comment on Desperate housewives. Here she is dressed like a geisha in a poorly stunted attempt to apologize.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Back in the day, Benoir's wife wrestled for the NWA and dressed like a psychotic KISS fan.

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!

She's one step ahead, dressed ready for the Honeymoon!

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.