Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Her hips are like one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.

According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

These guys were once world famous.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

She's the world's first "special" supermodel, that's for sure.

It's not the size that matters?

Ultimate Warrior fans the world around can rejoice at the site of Hulk Hogan utterly depressed at Mardi Gras.

The world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson, does a quick sniff to make sure her Depends are clean.

This is the biggest tree in the world and it has been hallowed out to hold an entire bar!

Crowds are good for many things. Free titty grabs are one of those things.

Tara has the most repulsive stomach in the world. It's like one of those creatures from "Alien Nation"