Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he works through waves.

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

Did the tranny-tastic singer have work done on her face? Only her plastic surgeon knows! (But we say yes.)

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

This working guitar is made out of a 1970s-era teenager mannequin! Awesome!

Some may argue that this pantiless up-skirt shot is a programming glitch, but I know how those Japanese programmers minds work. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

The rest of the line is, "..can I borrow yours?" Works every time.

When God decides to wash your car, you don't question the quality of His work.

I've tried this method, and trust me, it works!!

He makes for the cutest boss ever!

Daddy tried the Apple-On-The-Head trick. It didn't work out.