Confidence can truly make any outfit work.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

Nice dental work.

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!